I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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