Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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