Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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