Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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