Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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