i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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