so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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