'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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