they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
