Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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