Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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