New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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