Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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