Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
