spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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