Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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