you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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