when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
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