therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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