I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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