I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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