yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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