it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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