separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
as a side note pls kill me
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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