Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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