Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
