the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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