I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Floor bacon is actually really good
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
Randomize
