best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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