is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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