Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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