You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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