I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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