I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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