Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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