But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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