yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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