the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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