i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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