"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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