going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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