yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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