I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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