im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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