like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I got inside last night via doggy door
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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