The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I need to calm my uterus...
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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