Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Omg I joined a choir last night...
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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