I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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