ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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