Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Randomize
