am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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